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what i look for in a man

2003-01-08 - 2:27 p.m.

    damn, but men are so disappointing....

    here is what i look for in a man (and this is for real, i am not just saying this)

    1) a J.O.B. i don't care what you do as long as you do it. have some pride. do it well. i prefer you not do anything illegal but, hey, you do what you gotta do. as long as it's not from a couch at your ma's house.

    2) the ability to communicate. this means, hey, dope, i am not a mind reader and don't expect you to be either. i tell you something, take it at face value. i am about as honest a woman as you can get.

    3) don't make me compete with other women. i am too old for it. if you want to check out that fake chick (the one that says she is not looking for a relationship or marraige but is pulling your chain to get you to the JP) you go for it and call me when you are a mess and she has moved onto her next victim. maybe i will be there, maybe not. we'll see. in the meantime, i will have moved on, for sure.

    4) general: you need to bathe, brush your teeth and know how to dress if only that your closthes match somewhat. and the last is not really that important.

    yeah, i am just being pissy this afternoon.

    oh, and #5. why dont' you jsut go ahead and kiss my big fat white ass and we'll call it even.

    party on.

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