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2003-01-17 - 11:31 a.m.

    two things:

    how HUGE does your ass have to be for you to get crap on the toilet seat in the restroom? i am not talking, like a turd, i am talking a dirty shit outline of your asscrack on the back of the seat. anyone? anyone? and is said outline from the crap you are talking at THIS time or is your ass so big that your asscrack is dirty and constantly filled with shit and you leave your assprint where ever you go?

    so i am obsessed with "the bachelorette". not really obsessed but i really like that show! (i am obsessed with "24") but anyway, i had a dream the other night that I was the bachelorette. how cool would that be REALLY? you start with 25 totally HOT guys and get to weed them down to your favorite. i mean, i am not in favor of this whole marrying thing, so could i narrow it dwon to my favorite fuck partners? you know, try them all out? damn, that would be cool.

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