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flat tires suck2003-02-12 - 11:01 p.m.
me and mikey remembered what we were laughing about last night. yesterday morning when i walked out of my apt, my upstairs neighbor was like, hey, and i was like hey and he asked if him lifting weights was bothering me any. (i wondered what the fuck he was doing up there!) and i was like not really. as long as you are not doing it at 4am, i am ok. then i started thinking (u-oh) see, i can hear him pee and talk and shit and i always wonder if he ever hears me laughing while i am on the phone (mikeygal cracks my ass up) so i am laughing really loud and what if he hears that and like when i fart real loud or when i am having sex. i shoulda asked him. mikey is like yeah, like when you are making out or sucking dick and then a guy nails you in the ass and you are like aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAOUCH! how funny is that? i am going to go look at my flat tire. � |