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2003-04-05 - 12:04 a.m.
- it friday! whoohoo!
fastlane. porn. yum. what a night. i really thought they were going to show some stuff. you know? nypd blue shows some ass. fastlane has even been a little racy now and then. but tonight. well....not.
so i watched "edtv" you know with that hottie from tejas, mathew mcconaughey. very bizzare watching it now,with all the reality tv. but you know what i had forgotten? bon jovi on the soundtrack. yep. jbj sneaks his way into my friday night.
so now it's the crush tour in the dvd player. ashtray overloaded and no food in the house. friday night rocks!
talked to mikey for a minute. that's about it. i've got to get all her stuff out of storage in the morning. then it will me movies galore! and i might go out tomorrow night for awhile. i've got an itch that needs scratching. and why should desertwitch have all the fun, right?
oh! and i got this joke in the mail today:
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. 'The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
too fuuny! right? but it gets better! mikey told this to her mom and said that she knew who the last chick was! who? you ask?
potted meat girl!
and mikey's mom says "that's horrible, you are going to hell" and you know what mikey says? " no, i won't, she owes me money!" shit girl! i just had to tell it! i knew you'd never get around to it!
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