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periods and pirates

2003-07-11 - 10:17 a.m.

    i overslept this morning. oops! my phone/2nd alarm clock was on the floor in pieces. i am not sure if i threw it there at some point or the cat knocked it off.

    oh, well.

    can i tell you one amazing side effect of eating right/not drinking/not smoking?

    period? cramps? what's that? i am having absolutly the most minimal of side effects to the period this month! ok, i was still pretty horny the other night (but not crawling up the walls horny) and i am still a little weepy (but not craying jag weepy) other than that, i feel great! it's weird.

    i am working on the end of my audit crap today but am still required to come in tomorrow. and do my regular work so during the week next week i will be able to spend enormous amounts of time on the 'net cause i won't have any work to do! sounds like a solid plan, right?

    the people i work for are so dumb.

    i will also be working on the story of why that fuckhead, i mean digger, dumped me. i know you are all waiting for that!

    and i heard a couple of pirate things this morning (ready heidi?)

    what do you call a pirate that went to yale?

    an ivy leagerrrrrrrrr!

    the other is a comedy bit that they are playing on KDGE here in dallas (so if you live hear, you can hear it) it's a take-off one "pirates of the caribbean" called:

    "butt pirates of the caribbean"

    and it is hillarious!

    that's all for now.

    butt pirates

    i am still laughing!

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