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thursday morning porn review
2003-07-17 - 9:22 a.m.
- Hmmmmm.
Thursday morning porn review. I almost got up last night to write this.
Last nights video was �I Love you, Jasmine� I don�t know who Jasmine is. Not sure I saw her.
The first scene was not that exciting. Cute girl. UGLY guy. (big, fat and hairy. He didn�t even have the giant dick thing going for him. Although he was a good smut talker. Better than the girl who couldn�t seem to say much more than �oh, yeah� and � pound that ass�)
Anyway, moving on.
Scene two.
OH. MY. GOD.
Cute girl. Don�t see much of her face cause it�s in a pillow most of the time. Her ass in the air. The guy? Anyone remember David Gates of the band Bread? I swear it was him. Skinny, white, did I say really white? Couldn�t seem to keep his dick hard. But I can understand that.
Just wait.
So David (that�s what I am going to call him) is has this chick with her ass in the air and he has one, then two then WAIT! His whole FUCKING hand in her pussy! Then both hands! And he is going in and out and she is ooooh-ing and I am freaking OUT! Then. THEN�.he breaks out this giant bottle of lube and proceeds to dump a TON on her ass. And then his fingers go to town. Working her super lubbed ass. He gets like, 3 fingers in there and has her all ready for his softy weinie. He works it. After awhile, he is doing that thing where he takes his dick out and puts in back in, and her asshole is staying OPEN! (again, freaking) then he breaks out the lube again and FILLS HER ASSHOLE WITH IT AND SHE PUSHES OUT AND LUBE DRIBBLES FROM HER ASS DOWN TO HER PUSSY!
THEN!
THEN!
He comes on her asshole (while is it still all dribbly and oozing lube and all wide open an reamed) and she farts this big lube-y, cummy bubble of��.STUFF!
The end.
And that was only the second scene!
Then I turned it off to watch Craig Kilborne cause Peta Wilson and Doogie Houser were on and they played some weird game that was hilarious. And Craig said something that he does that I do and now I can�t remember what the FUCK it was cause now I am at work and I just wrote that whole porn review in detail and I am back to being freaked out!
Dream man of the morning: Chris Kirkpatrick of N�SYNC
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