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did you know i am a big tittied whore?

2003-09-27 - 10:05 p.m.

    so i am fixin' to go off....

    i went to half price books this afternoon to get some money for a couple of movies and some CD's i didn't want anymore. i park. i get out of the car and there is a couple of teenagers sitting in the backseat of the car next to where i park. i ginore them laughing at me (for some unknown reason) as i walk away.

    10 minutes later, i return to my car and as i am getting in, i hear one of them call me, and i quote, "a BIG TITTIED WHORE". now, i am perturbed. while i am putting my keys on the ignition, the continue to spew filth so i flip them off and leave.

    after thinking about this for the past like, 4 hours, i just keep wondering, what about me made them thing i was a big tittied whore? i mean, yeah, i have big tits. but they are real. it's not like i went and picked them out of a catalog. and a whore? maybe. but what gave me away? my old navy yoga pants that are two sizes too big? the fact that i had my hair in a pony tail and had on almost no makeup? wait! it's the 11 yr old honda civic i drive! yeah! well, it's that whorish red, right?

    so, i started really wishing that i had confronted them. told the HUGE FAT ONE that he would be dead before he was 25 from a heart attack. and the one with the really big mouth? that jail was in his future along with a life as some guys prison bitch. yeah, i wish i could have thought of it at the time. (cause you know, you plant those kinds of thoughts in some people head, and they just can't get rid of it and then it actually happens cause they JUST CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES!) mmmmmmaaaaaawwwwwww!

    just kidding.

    but the biggie tittied whore thing DID actually happen and i still am perturbed. i can only hope the karma police catch them and they burn in hell.

    then.

    i am doing my laundry. why is it, that every time i do my laundry at least one of my dryers somehow fucks up and when i go to get my shit out, all my clothes are still wet. so i have to go back AGAIN and get that last fucking load that sontains every pair of underpants i own. it sucks.

    and i have the munchies and dont' know what i want. how weird am i? i just ate half a grapefruit. it was good too. i might have some more. that's the kind of shit i eat.

    oh, and when i came back back from the dryer fiasco? there was this guy in a SUV thing sorda half ass parking in 2 parking places. two places but not even pulled IN to the parking places, just half assed parked and his seat was leand back and he was on the phone i think. maybe he was having phone sex. it was just weird.

    i feel much better now.

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