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excellent diet side effects2003-11-18 - 10:18 p.m.
refreshing. so, i have lost a few more pounds. not bragging but i am only 12 pounds from my goal. TWELVE POUNDS, people! and here comes the holiday season! bring it on! since ionme is thinking about starting this fabulous weightloss plan, i thought i'd pass on a totally cool side effect. (anyone who thinks poop is not funny or wishes to believe that girls don't crap, leave now, cause i am telling) anyway, as you know, if you have been reading this past 5 months, i started eating "right" back in july. as in, no more (at least not much) crappy food. no take out. no chips. no candy bars. now, we all know i love me some krispy kremes. and pizza? yum! so here's the side effect. i had 2 pieces of pizza around 7:30pm this evening. now, less than 3 hours later? it's not in me any more. nope. gone. no muss, no fuss. it's gone. see, since i don't eat crap, my body does not accept it. no, i don't puke it up or anything. it just poops out in record time. it's the coolest thing. ok, maybe not "cool" but you know what i mean. enough of that. am i evil to think a 16 year old is cute? some on! he live like, 3000 miles away! � |