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2004-03-03 - 3:45 p.m.
- i came back from lunch to crisis!
seems there is a toilet paper embargo!
did you know that?
see, there was no TP in the ladies room. i found out that the men's room had been out since YESTDERDAY!!!!
(a little break her. you cannot tell me that there were not at least a FEW gross men walking around with greasy, poopy cracks. cause, you know, you sit and shit and HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THERE IS NOTHING TO WIPE MY ASS WITH!!!)
so, i am thinking that facilities needs to send out a global email:
dear employees,
there is a toilet paper embargo. please bring your own butt wipes to work until further notice.
the company.
i went to check it ou a little while ago. they have put a fresh roll (one roll only!) in each stall.
rationing.
oh, no.
i think i will lay off the fiber here for a couple of days. maybe eat a bunch of cheese.....
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