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all kinds of wierd TV

2004-06-15 - 8:46 a.m.

    a couple of things...

    "dodgeball" - is anyone else as excited about this movie?

    see, i have a very memorable dodgeball experience so maybe that's why i find the game so exciting. ok, not exciting but damn hilarious!

    when i was in the 4th grade, my older english teacher let herslef be talked into letting the whole class skip english and go outside to play. we all ended up playing dodgeball. to cut the story short, kennith dudly bashed me right in the head with the ball. it was ball/my head/brick wall. it hurt like a mother. and i yelled "you fucker" REALLY LOUD at him. needless to say, i got a little talking to. and maybe i wouldn't have been so offended by the hit if anyone except kennith had hit me. see, kenny was a total dork. bow tie and every thing. only one step up from steven taylor, who used to get hsi ass beat walking home from school everyday.

    anyway, not only do the commercials crack me up (i just vomited in my mouth a little) but i caught part of that MTV "dodgeball" special that was on sunday. priceless.

    specking of funny commercials - the new starbucks with the "eye ot the tiger" song. "someday you will be....supervisor!" i don't know if that's really "survivor (the band) but wouldn't that be totally hilarious if it was?

    i watched "north shore" last night on FOX. it was OK. definatly cute guys. brooke burke is funny looking. i don't know what it is but it's something wierd with her mouth maybe. so the jury is still out on that one.

    "the casino" - it was pretty funny. and since i am obsessed with poker and vegas in general? i'll be watching it again. especially if they can keep punking these super ego gamblers that think they are all that and a bag of chips because they have a bank roll. whatever dude. you are a giant gork and you are lucky to get a hot trannie to blow you! yuck. he was totally gross.

    one more thing. let's talk penis enhancement.

    i caught a little of something on TLC about extreme plastic surgery. i couldn't watch most of it cause i am totally grossed out my the whole lipo/cutting of skin whatever you do in an operating room thing.

    but since they couldn't really show the whole pen0r surgery, i watched most of that one. it still baffles me. that a guy would have them cut on his weiner even if it was only like 2 inches long. can you say ouch? and this was the guys second surgery. and he was all talking about it on TV. and he wasn't all that. i don't know how just having a bigger dick was goign to help him get laid. he had one of those "i'm just pitiful" personalities and was not that nice looking. maybe like a 4? but the best part was when he walked out of the dr's office afterwards all wrapped up. he had a HUGE package in the front of his pants. it looked like gene simmons made a donation, if you know what i mean.

    all i can say is - good luck, dude.

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