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Wednesday Morning ShitStorm - 2006-12-20
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time for a fantasy boyfriend break2005-03-09 - 8:08 a.m.
i know. she is so lame. but her on again/off again boyfriend? i am so attracted and can't help but KNOW that he would be mine if we should ever meet. this is an old pic of him when his hair was normal. somehow, in the past few months, it has gotten WAY the fuck outa control. dude, cut your hair. it is not only a fire hazard but all those pointy things have got to be a danger to anyone around you. not to mention, when you curl up in bed with me, your head is way up higher than mine 'cus of the crust. the only good thing about your hair these days? the bed head. totally excellent. in real world news, one of my slaves called in sick this morning. what i wouldn't give for one week - one week people - when my entire staff could make it for the whole fucking week. you'd think we lived in some plague infested country the way they are sick all the time. � |