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2005-12-15 - 1:52 p.m.
- i know. and i have actually had some interesting things happening. i am just lazy. really, i am just too tired to do this.
but.
last week, the mom dragged dad & i to a "christmas pageant". this is what she called it when she nailed me down to go.
turns out, it was a production of "passion of the christ - the musical" at the pwood baptist church.
holy crap!
1st of all, this church is a castle and everyone the goes there should burn for using all that money for evil.
the pageant? they started out with the non-churchy 15 minutes of song and dance that was about the commercialism of christmas and all the hohoho holiday cheer. including a bunch of teenaged girls dressed up as rag dolls doing the can-can. yeah. (if you don't know what that is, sorry)
then came another 20 minutes of the 500 person contemorary christian choir singing that shitty upbeat christian music. in tuxes and gold dresses. gag me.
THEN
15 minute intermission where the old woman fans her stinky perfume on me cause it is hotter than HELL in there. (i think it was a sign)
after intermission (during which dad & i decided we might want to read the program) came the real deal.
"passion of the christ - the musical"
i don't have the program with me - it's at home but it was basically that pussy paul all crying because he told everyone he didn't know jesus and the romans crucified jesus and it was all his fault. yeah.
then a bunch of flasbacks about the virgin mary talking to angels and the kings coming and bringing the babay jesus shit (including riding live camels into the church) and jesus feeding everyone fish and the last supper. blablabla. you saw the movie. this was the same thing only with crappy music and in english and with no blood.
on a side note, the dude that played jesus was totally creepy and i just kept thinging "come....join my jesus cult....."
so, pattymelt, how did you make it thru the terrible 3 hours of hell on earth?
by thinking about how trey parker and matt stone are total geniuses.
the episode where cartman makes a christian CD and sells a million units? yeah. jesus hotline? yeah. the gingers? totally. (if you missed this last episode, it has nothing to do with jesus but it is fucking hilarious!)
anyway. the whole thing made me more not a real christian. the sermon at the end clinched it.
then, apparently, party girl is now my girlfriend and is making all kinds of demands on my time. and gets all supper pissy if i don't call her to do things.
whatever. i'm busy. she's going to be really pissed to find out i am going to a christmas party in shithill friday night.
work has been crazy. between people being sick, going on vacation, not getting to work even CLOSE to on time. i am am ready for MY vacation.
hmmmmmmm, what else.
did you see "smallville" last week? lex luthor christmas with him and launa breeding? hmmmmmmm
"project runway"? didn't watch the 1st season but am tuning in now since it's all over the place.
"24" starts in january!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
britney kicked kevin out! who cares.
you are so over.
i will have details of my office christmas lunch this weekend. oh, boy, nothing like a manditory christmas party.
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