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blowed up, sir!2003-09-05 - 3:22 p.m.
all the higher ups are across the hall yapping and laughing. i just want to go get a pedicure. and go home. i had a salad for lunch but then went and got some peanut butter covered pretzels. yeah. i am sick. my tummy is just gurggling away. did you hear about the guy that blew up his ass with a firecracker? what the fuck kind of idiot do you have to be to shove a lit firecracker up your ass? apparently, he fell down and it bluw UP and broke his pelvis and pretty much wrecked his insides. can't pee can't shit can't have sex. 26. dude. all i can think of is i'm glad he can't reproduce. is it 5pm yet? � |