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i am a pig koo-koo-ka-choo

2004-08-11 - 1:30 p.m.

    i know. i know. i'm late today. that's the way it goes.

    i swear i woke up on time. i looked at the clock and got up and the next thing i know, it's 20 minutes later and i barely have my makeup on! i checked and there is no anal probe so i am not sure what happened.

    but trucker called on his way to work and i talked to him while i finished getting ready. he slept thru his hockey game last night. as in he laid down for a nap and didn't wake up. i can so relate.

    i got to work only a little late. and spent a frustrating morning talking with one of our software support guys. it took everyhing in me not ot go hunt him down and tell him to get his ass up here and reload the fucking software so i could print. no, i dont' know why i can't print. YOU figure it out. NOW!

    but i can print now...after he came and reloaded the software. asswipe.

    i watched "Donny Darko" last night. fucked up movie man. no, really. i am sure if i watched it over and over and over like some people do i would think i was totally cool and all but jake gyllenhall's head it so big i was distracted almost the entire movie. i mean, it was GIANT. and that bunny was scary. i give it 2 and a half stars. only because it's a time travely movie and that's neat.

    can i tell you how over the whole my boss is pregnant thing i am? i am so fuckign oer it. she has turned crazy as a loon and dissapears for hours and tells nobody and that girl i hate freaks when her mommy boss is not around to hold her hand. AND to top it all off, my bosses boss's wife is preggers too and they found out yesterday that his FOURTH FUCKING CHILD will be another boy.

    birth control, people. birth control.

    i went to the mall at lunch. to try and shop. they have torn the shit up out of the parking lot in front of and around foley's. to build (i think) a new movie theater. i finally found a parking spot but by the time i got inside, the shopping thing had left the body. i bought some new caribbean joe sunglasses but that's it. i looked around at purses but nothing screamed to me. so i walked down to starbucks and got the mocha frap. and a piece of coffee cake that i haven't eaten yet.

    when i got back here? someone had brought a chocolate cake. and not just any chocolate cake. it has some kind of ganoshy frosting that is oh so great. yeah, i already ate a slice. before my sandwich and before my coffee cake.

    i am a pig, koo-koo-ka-choo.

    i think i must eat now.

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