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caffinated2003-10-06 - 10:58 p.m.
i do. not only can i read people pretty well and decifer your dreams, i also am a damn good detective! see, just now i ran up to b&n to look something up for my mom. you know, in a book. called and left her the info on her voice mail and went to leave. as i am walking rather briskly across the parking lot, this guy turns around and hollers (yeah, hollers!) "are you following me?" "well, of course, sir! since i watch so much TV, i know that the best shoes to follow someone in are my stealthy $1.99 blue flip flops" cause, you know, they are so quiet. what a dumbass. but i wonder who he was fucking the the bathroom at the b&n that he thought some strange white lady was following him? anyhow. i cleaned out my closet. 3 more bags of too big clothes to go to the women's shelter tomorrow. and i stained one of my chairs. and emptied the dishwasher. and made a couple of salads for lunches this week. and i watched "CSI Miami". i really don't like david caruso, but damn, that's a cool show. and did i ask y'all about the guy from "dazed and confused" that grew up to be on CSI? one of them is that guy. i don't watch it enough to tell you which guy by name, but i recognized him. he's on there. check it out. you'd think from all this rambling i'd had a shitload of caffine, huh? nope. � |