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The Interview
2006-07-19 - 12:04 a.m.
- So you know, Teddy Geiger is in town today.
Cool thing - I got to interview him. Here is all the shit we talked about. (Luckily, I had prepared a couple of questions!)
Pattymelt: So, Teddy, is it hot enough for you here in Big D?
Teddy: Yeah, it�s hot here, but not as hot as you!
PM: Oh, Teddy! You are so sweet! But shut up! We�ll get to the dirty stuff in a minute! 1st question, ok, really second but how funny is it to look out at the audience and see all those cell phones all taking your picture?
T: It�s weird. I have heard stories about the olden days and how people lifted lighters at concert. Maybe it�s a little like that?
PM: As someone that used to lift the lighter? It�s not the same, trust me.
T: (Laughter)
PM: There seem to be a lot of dudes at your shows. I expected it to be all girls with some moms thrown in. What�s up that that?
T: I�m not sure. Maybe they are showing up for Dirtie Blonde and just forget to leave.
PM: On your album, �Underage Thinking�, my least favorite song to �Gentlemen� but it�s your favorite song to play live. Can I tell you I have to agree? My zipper was vibrating, you rocked it!
T: Thanks! I like to change things up some. It was cool to see that look on your face!
PM: Look? Oh, you mean that look that told you I was having a �dirty� moment?
T: I guess. Were you? Having a dirty moment?
PM: Yeah. For some reason, during that particular song, I could just imagine you getting off�stage and just being a super horny teenager and wanting some sex. The slamming a girl up against the wall kind of sex. Totally hot. I mean, I heard about Danny Bonaduce on the road with The Partridge Family. He was only 13 and he was getting busy. And you are way hotter!
T: You think I could be like that� Really?
PM: Give me a brake! If you aren�t like that now, you will be soon. I would be more than happy to give you some tips.
T: Excellent!
PM: I know everyone wants to know if you have a girlfriend, but really? I don�t care. I just want to know about all the sex you are having. I have seen your tour schedule. No girlfriends allowed. So, are you at least getting lots of blow jobs? I bet you have the cutest cum face!
T: Ok, now you are embarrassing me!
(here he just looks at me)
PM: You didn�t answer the question.
T: I didn�t?
PM: Oh, I see how it�s going to be.
T: Come one, Pattymelt, you know it�s always the way YOU want it to be!
PM: Well, yeah, in my mind, I always get what I want!
T: And you do have an excellent mind!
PM: Well, Ted, I guess I should let you get back to touring. You have lots of places to go and people to see! Thanks so much for hanging out with me for these few minutes!
T: Not a problem!
So that was my imaginary interview with Teddy Geiger. The whole conversation DID happen in my head while he was singing �Gentlemen�.
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